What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.