What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.