What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.