When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call a hip Arab?

A chic sheik

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Arab Woman Jokes More Arab Woman Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!