When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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An Allarma

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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A chic sheik

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.