When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

Arab Woman Jokes More Arab Woman Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!