Because they are already covered.
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When her moustache is on fire!
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
To get the meme on the other side.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
Because it was a little chicken.
She threw away all of the W's.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
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To get to the other Sayid.
They want to look like their mothers.
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
A: A milk sheik!
I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Hit him in the face with an axe
