Arabic Jokes

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What do you call an Arabic rapper?

Vanilla Isis

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

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Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do Filipinos count money?

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Infidel Jokes More Infidel Jokes

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Insurance Jokes More Insurance Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider