Arabic Jokes

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What do you call an Arabic rapper?

Vanilla Isis

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4