Arabic Jokes

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What do you call an Arabic rapper?

Vanilla Isis

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

What's an Arab's favorite car?

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

What do you call a masculine Arab?

Protein Sheikh

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.