Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.