How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono