How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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Teach me senpai!

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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Prison food

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !