Beetle Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster