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He just beetled off !
Yoko Ono
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.
about 40 years.
They can't get their trunks off...
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
She was a little shellfish.
Empty.
The Ethiopian chicken.
ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
You park your car, man.
They both live off dead beetles
Yoko Ono.
