Beetle Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

711 Jokes More 711 Jokes

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.