How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.