How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.