How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.