What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.