What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible