What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.