What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Why are you driving without a license?

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler