What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler