What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate