What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Oval Office Jokes More Oval Office Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost