What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Oval Office Jokes More Oval Office Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost