What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Oval Office Jokes More Oval Office Jokes

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!