What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost