What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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He keeps typing /arrr/

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Everybody gets a piece.

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He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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I am bread.

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The bread has more culture.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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When he's quacked.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"