What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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A parroty error

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

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Inbred

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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Toucan play at that game

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost