What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.