Squash Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.