What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.