What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.