What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you do with a wombat?

A: You play wom with it.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.