Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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What are you waiting for?

A car.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

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Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.