Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!