You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
Finding his blacklight.
A: She went looking for the three guys.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
They only have one joystick to worry about.
ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
You can't ride your bike on a sociopath
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
