How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.