How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.