How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.