How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What was white outside and black inside?

The White House.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.