Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

boeing boeing boeing