Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.