What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

Gluten Jokes More Gluten Jokes

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.