What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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Gluten

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What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin