Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.