Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.