About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Ceasefire
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
A 6-pack and a potato.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Because when they dance they make it rain.
Because it's white and settles on their land
Because black people have no rights...
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Not Mariah Carey
when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
