About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
None, Mexicans do it for them.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Put it in a square cup
None because feminist can't change anything.
They could not do it, they are all autistic.
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Southwesteros
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Because it's white and settles on their land
We don't like anything white on our land.
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
Auld Lang Swine.
your boat, gently down the stream...
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
