Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level