Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving