Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!