Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!