Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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A dog.

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She was on fire.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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He's outstanding in his field

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She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!