Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!