Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Kermitment Jokes More Kermitment Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments