Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments