Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Clutch Jokes More Clutch Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.