Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.