Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

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Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Because they're biodegradable!

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He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !