Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.