Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

What's the highest number in the world?

420

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What did this joke's mother say to it?

You're not going anywhere!" geddit

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.