Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What's the highest number in the world?

420

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What did this joke's mother say to it?

You're not going anywhere!" geddit

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.