Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What did this joke's mother say to it?

You're not going anywhere!" geddit

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.