Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

March Jokes More March Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

France Jokes More France Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.