Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

March Jokes More March Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale