Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.