did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

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What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease