did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

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Collar ID

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Lots.

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I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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CookEZ.

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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How do you know the toothbrush was made in France?

Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!