did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

France Jokes More France Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!