What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the most common french saying?

nous abandonnons"

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!