What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!