What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

French Jokes More French Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!