What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!