What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

French Jokes More French Jokes

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!