What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto