Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Kermit the frogs finger.

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They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em