Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
A blue slipper
Under his buccan-hat.
Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
They ate all the dinosaurs
They're both pieces of china.
Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Because two wongs don't make a white!
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Cause they all have phones!