What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.