What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.