Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.