Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna