Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!