Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!