What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.