What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.