Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
Help, I think I'm in glove".