What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....