What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.