What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.