What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)