What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.