What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.