About 1 thousand Iraqis.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
At LMN-tary school !
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
Nothing, it's a free country.
Baghdad!
A Mosul man