How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar