Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.