Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.