Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"