What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.