What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.