What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.