What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.