What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.