What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can a girl make you a millionnaire?

If you're already a billionnaire.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.