What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !