What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.