What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.