What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.