What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...