What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

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Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...