What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

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What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!