What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

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Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...