removed (two children)
Because it lost it's temper.
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
Reddit.
Because it was
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Remove the audio jack
Apple Jacks
Because women are at the wheel.
I'm not Willie Nelson." David Sadaris