What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.