What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE