What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.