What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes