What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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It breaks the trunk.

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Fa Ting

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A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Octopus Prime.

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An eight-sided cat.

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They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.