What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.