What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

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What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.