What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...