What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...