What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...