What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.