What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

No idea :)

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.