What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.

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How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg