What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.