What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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Business kept falling off!

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U mad scientist?

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It chips.

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When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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At a whale weigh station

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)