What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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I'm just not that Inuit."*

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.