What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.