What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth