What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries