What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries